Legal Highs, Salvia, Entheogens, Bongs & Cannabis Seeds

Hi all. As you may be aware we are currently experiencing some problems with our checkout and it's not working. This is because our merchant suddenly decided after 6 years of a great and prosperous working relationship that they weren't willing to process transactions from a site with 'adult' content such as our own.

We are currently working on an alternative checkout system but it's taking a little bit longer then we'd like. If you'd still like to place an order you can do so via bank transfer or cheque. Please email jo@coffeesh0p.com with what you'd like and which method you'd prefer and I'll get back to you with the relevant details.

Apologies for any inconvenience and huge thanks to those of you persevering with placing orders with us. We will definitely be back up and running properly soon but you guys are keeping us going in the meantime!
- John & Jo

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About Us

Hello! This is John & Jo, the faces behind Coffeesh0p. We started Coffeesh0p.com as a hobby several years ago while we were at university, and since then, we've become a rather successful little business. It all started when we noticed just how much some other places were selling Salvia extracts for - no, our eyes didn't turn into little dollar signs; we actually felt insulted by such high prices. First, we looked into making our own extracts as a way of reducing the cost to the customer. A few months down the line, we realised that actually salvia extracts don't cost that much to buy in bulk. It turns out that the only reason for the astonomical price of salvia extracts everywhere was the large profit being taken by these other companies. Since then, we've expanded massively, stocking all kinds of weird and wonderful things, all the time trying to offer a fair price. Monster profits were never our primary goal, and they never will be, so long as we're in charge!

The People

John & Jo

John Clarke

John is the guy that answers your emails. He has a 2:1 in Medical Science, specialising in pharmacology. He does all the programming behind the site, and when he's not optimising something, coding new features, or writing about himself in the third person, he also writes on his blog, Synchronium.net. You can also follow him on Twitter. Of course, what he writes about elsewhere does not necessarily reflect the views of Coffeesh0p.com. As you'd expect, John is a bit of a nerd at heart, spending his free time playing computer games, reading popular science books and doing a bit of DJing.

Jo Hall Clarke

Jo is the girl that writes all the content for the site, and is the person that packages your orders. She has a 2:1 in English, and when she's not got her nose in a book, or correcting something John's written, she'll be making sure your order gets posted on time, or writing something for John's blog. Jo's ultimate hash brownie recipe on the blog is currently #1 in Google for "hash brownies"! She also looks after our Facebook group and Twitter feed.

John & Jo got married in May 2010 after running the business together for several years. For fun, they enjoy staying in in front of the telly, going to all-night raves and everything in between. Our favourite places to go are The Custard Factory and Air in Birmingham; so if you ever see us out and about, feel free to come over and say "Hi!"

The Business

Coffeesh0p.com has come a long way since it started in 2006 and is now the private limited company John & Jo's Coffeeshop Ltd (company number 07040967). John & Jo's passion for their work and qualifications mean they have become experts in their field, having given interviews or advice to:

  • ITV Central News
  • BBC Radio
  • The Observer
  • The Times
  • DrugScope
  • AOL News
  • Several small publications and university newspapers

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