Hi all. As you may be aware we are currently experiencing some problems with our checkout and it's not working. This is because our merchant suddenly decided after 6 years of a great and prosperous working relationship that they weren't willing to process transactions from a site with 'adult' content such as our own.
We are currently working on an alternative checkout system but it's taking a little bit longer then we'd like. If you'd still like to place an order you can do so via bank transfer or cheque. Please email jo@coffeesh0p.com with what you'd like and which method you'd prefer and I'll get back to you with the relevant details.
Apologies for any inconvenience and huge thanks to those of you persevering with placing orders with us. We will definitely be back up and running properly soon but you guys are keeping us going in the meantime! - John & Jo
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We've been having a big clear out here at Coffeesh0p HQ and have found lots of bits and bobs to give away. There's stock that never got on the site because it was discontinued between us ordering it and listing it on there; things they sent us that were slightly wrong (different colours/shapes to existing products); stuff where the packaging is a bit crumpled and just good old samples and freebies.
Keep an eye out here and on Twitter over the next few weeks to find out how to get your hands on some free stuff! I haven't decided how I'll give them away yet - you may automatically qualify (spend X amount or buy so and so) or I might come up with something a bit more 'competition-y'.
For now, I have 3 funny booklets about 'weed etiquette' to go to the next three people who purchase cannabis seeds. Once they're gone I'll dig out something else so if that doesn't appeal to you, don't despair!
It's been forever in the works, but it's now finally possible to order stuff to an alternative delivery address automatically through the site. I've made a few other tweaks to the checkout too - mainly tweaking stuff behind the scenes, but I also got rid of the required phone number field, so from now on, all you need to enter is an email address!
I'll be tweaking plenty more of the gears, levers, valves and springs responsible for generating the site in the next few months, which should be beneficial for all of us. Unfortunately, I'm a rubbish coder, so there's bound to be a few mistakes along the way, but if something's broken, I'm probably already trying to fix it!
In other news, we now have a Twitter account. For now, we'll post the occasional update about the goings-on round the office, and we'll eventually offer discounts and freebies on there too. Have a twitter account? Please consider following us! (Don't worry, we won't be filling your timeline with link after link, I can't stand that either.)
Right, back to the coding equivalent of a grindstone, whatever that may be... Cheers!
Firstly, I'm proud to introduce our new, premium quality incense, Squidgy Black - produced in conjunction with the well known K2 Incense brand, currently taking the USA by storm, this really is a top quality product we're sure you'll enjoy. For at least this week, we'll be giving away free 1g samples with all orders over £50. If you head over to our Smoking Mixtures section, you can't miss it!
We've also made some more permanent price reductions (like we have in the past here, here, here and here) to a few of our entheogens:
Also, our Kanna is now back in stock after what seems like forever! In the next few days, we'll be moving the kanna to its own category, and adding a 5x kanna extract along side it!
When we launched our latest incense blend Meen Green about 3 months ago, we had no idea it would be so popular! We launched the product by giving away a free sample with all orders over £30 and very quickly started to receive some phenomenal feedback.
Well, since we're now selling more Meen Green than ever, we've decided to bring back that offer for a couple of weeks as a way of thanking you all!
So, until Friday 15th September OCTOBER, all orders over £30 will get a free sample!
Also, during this period, I'll be putting 10g into four regular 5g bags and mixing those in with the rest, so if you place an order including 5g of Meen Green, there's a chance you'll get double!
I'm so, so sorry, everyone. Something awful has happened, and I just hope you can forgive us.
It seems our local supermarket has stopped selling those boiled fruity sweets we include with every order, so we've been forced to buy mints instead. Mints! Arrrgh!
Once again, we apologise wholeheartedly for this confectionery related travesty, and hope you like mints more than we do!
